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    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    12/08/09

    In reply to You Don't Need Gonads To Be A Goon
    She fights like a girl.
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    Image of SponsoredbyV8 SponsoredbyV8
    12/08/09

    In reply to You Don't Need Gonads To Be A Goon
    So I know we don't really have DUAN! anymore...but please? Just this once?

    A buddy and I were just talking about how great it would be if Tiger just decided "Fuck it. I've had enough of this PR shit. I'm not breaking any laws. I'm rich...I don't need any sponsorships".

    (for entertainment's sake...the actual social repercussions are being completely ignored)

    Possibilities include:

    -Press conference announcing he slept with ALL those women. Had a wonderful time of it, and would be continuing to do whatever he wanted after the divorce.
    -Whole new sponsors: Chico's Bail Bonds, Hooters (sorry John), Magnum condoms.
    -Next flash during a backswing eats a putter

    and my personal favorite:

    -JayZ video appearance pouring champagne on exquisite breasts (can't you just see Tiger's smiling face?)

    ...Additions?
     Reply
    Steve U promoted this comment SponsoredbyV8 was starred SponsoredbyV8 was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/08/09

    @SponsoredbyV8: "Is Tiger Woods gonna have to choke a bitch??"
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/08/09

    In reply to You Don't Need Gonads To Be A Goon
    Jesus, what next? Letting them vote?
     Reply
    Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of meatbat meatbat
    12/08/09

    In reply to You Don't Need Gonads To Be A Goon
    Her favorite player? Alex Semin.
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    Phintastic promoted this comment meatbat was starred meatbat was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/08/09

    @meatbat: Isn't every girl's favorite player Semen?

    Oh, Semin...same diff.
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    Edited by Phintastic at 12/08/09 10:40 PM Phintastic was starred Phintastic was unstarred
    Image of meatbat meatbat
    12/08/09

    @Phintastic: Not with girl hockey players. They're usually big fans of Misty Hyman or Rusty Kuntz.
     Reply
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/08/09

    In reply to You Don't Need Gonads To Be A Goon
    Seriously, Petchesky!? Jagr cut his hair short YEARS ago.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/08/09

    In reply to You Don't Need Gonads To Be A Goon
    spurred by two boys dropping the gloves against one feisty little lady.

    Or, as Mackenzie McCollum will one day call it, "My Episode of Maury."
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/08/09

    In reply to You Don't Need Gonads To Be A Goon
    #07? Should have gone with 58008.
     Reply
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    Image of Mr Papagiorgio Mr Papagiorgio
    12/08/09

    @twoeightnine: I dont get it?
     Reply
    twoeightnine promoted this comment Mr Papagiorgio was starred Mr Papagiorgio was unstarred
    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/08/09

    @Mr Papagiorgio: I'm not surprised.
     Reply
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    Image of Mr Papagiorgio Mr Papagiorgio
    12/09/09

    @twoeightnine: How incredibly enlightening
     Reply
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    12/09/09

    @twoeightnine: 1+
     Reply
    Sir Hotbod Handsomeface was starred Sir Hotbod Handsomeface was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/08/09

    In reply to You Don't Need Gonads To Be A Goon
    She was only crying because she broke a nail.
     Reply
    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/02/09

    In reply to Locker Room Peephole Much Less Amusing Than Porky's Would Have You Believe
    Now I finally understand where those Hanson boys got the inspiration for "MmmBopp"
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Lets_Go_Strangers Lets_Go_Strangers
    12/02/09

    In reply to Locker Room Peephole Much Less Amusing Than Porky's Would Have You Believe
    See. It's not always bad to be the smelly kid.
     Reply
    ScientificMapp promoted this comment Edited by Lets_Go_Strangers at 12/02/09 12:57 AM Lets_Go_Strangers was starred Lets_Go_Strangers was unstarred
    Image of ChanHoParkour ChanHoParkour
    12/02/09

    In reply to Locker Room Peephole Much Less Amusing Than Porky's Would Have You Believe
    i heard he really pestered muhammad ali for an autograph one time
     Reply
    ScientificMapp promoted this comment ChanHoParkour was starred ChanHoParkour was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/01/09

    In reply to Locker Room Peephole Much Less Amusing Than Porky's Would Have You Believe
    One of the hockey dads was even more furious that the coach taped over his borrowed VHS copy of Gung Ho .
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/01/09

    In reply to Locker Room Peephole Much Less Amusing Than Porky's Would Have You Believe
    Robert Bopp already faces life in prison on charges that he paid a 14-year-old to perform oral sex on him.

    The braces scars, like the prison sentence, will last a lifetime.
     Reply
    Edited by Steve U at 12/01/09 11:17 PM Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/01/09

    In reply to Locker Room Peephole Much Less Amusing Than Porky's Would Have You Believe
    The U.S. attorney asked us not to make contact until they completed their investigation

    Federal attorney Shmichael Shmavid Shmarret conducted a lengthy investigation, and found that indeed, there were naked boys in the video.
     Reply
    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    11/22/09

    In reply to Canadian Dads Are Sick Of How Much Their Hockey-Playing Daughters Stink
    The z makes it extreemmmmeeee
     Reply
    Sir Hotbod Handsomeface was starred Sir Hotbod Handsomeface was unstarred
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